SpOoDeR-mAn vs raffaelc2 (2 Player)

                                          SHREK                                         Written by                                  William Steig & Ted Elliott                                          SHREK                          Once upon a time there was a lovely                           princess. But she had an enchantment                           upon her of a fearful sort which could                           only be broken by love's first kiss.                           She was locked away in a castle guarded                           by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.                           Many brave knights had attempted to                           free her from this dreadful prison,                           but non prevailed. She waited in the                           dragon's keep in the highest room of                           the tallest tower for her true love                           and true love's first kiss. (laughs)                           Like that's ever gonna happen. What                           a load of - (toilet flush)                  Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his                 day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go                 after the ogre.                  NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME                                       MAN1                          Think it's in there?                                       MAN2                          All right. Let's get it!                                       MAN1                          Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that                           thing can do to you?                                        MAN3                          Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's                           bread.                  Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.                                       SHREK                          Yes, well, actually, that would be a                           giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.                           They'll make a suit from your freshly                           peeled skin.                                        MEN                          No!                                       SHREK                          They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the                           jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's                           quite good on toast.                                        MAN1                          Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!                           (waves the torch at Shrek.)                  Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The                 men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long                 and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the                 men are in the dark.                                        SHREK                          This is the part where you run away.                           (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)                           And stay out! (looks down and picks                           up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.                           Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and                           throws the paper over his shoulder.)                                            THE NEXT DAY                 There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard                 sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures                 to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line                 are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto                 who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three                 little pigs.                                        GUARD                          All right. This one's full. Take it                           away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!                                                                  HEAD GUARD                          Next!                                       GUARD                          (taking the witch's broom) Give me that!                           Your flying days are over. (breaks the                           broom in half)                                        HEAD GUARD                          That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.                           Next!                                        GUARD                          Get up! Come on!                                       HEAD GUARD                          Twenty pieces.                                       LITTLE BEAR                          (crying) This cage is too small.                                       DONKEY                          Please, don't turn me in. I'll never                           be stubborn again. I can change. Please!                           Give me another chance!                                        OLD WOMAN                          Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)                                       DONKEY                          Oh!                                       HEAD GUARD                          Next! What have you got?                                       GIPETTO                          This little wooden puppet.                                       PINOCCHIO                          I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Btw me like you game but i got annihilated by my tall ginger friend ( yes i have friennds) 
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